Philosophical Dragon, US Stock - Unisex T‑Shirt
A dark, bold t-shirt that feels like a late-night conversation with a curious mind. The print shows an old, wise dragon cradling a rolled scroll—eyes half-closed, scales traced in fine detail—like a village elder guarding lore. Wear to a low-lit game night, or when you need the calm confidence of something ancient and steady. The artwork becomes a small, deliberate conversation starter: scholars, storytellers, and good, honest, hard working peasants of the land will read the dragon's scroll and quietly nod.
The text on the scroll reads:
"Philosophers write spells
Scientists make potions
Mathematicians predict the future
Engineers wave wands
Economists read palms
Psychologists see spirits
Politicians summon demons"
Wear it to cozy reading nooks, coffee-shop debates, or philosophy meetups where subtle, clever designs start the best conversations. But wear it, at your peril, to a political rally or University Politics Society debate.
Comfort
The medium-weight cotton drapes comfortably, the ribbed collar and taped shoulders hold shape after many washes, and the tear-away label keeps the neck scratch-free. This shirt blends timeless, slightly gothic artwork with reliable everyday wear for anyone who likes their style thoughtful and a little mysterious.
Shipping: US stock - this Item arrives quicker in the United States and Canada. Please see the UK stock for fastest delivery in the United Kingdom and Europe.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape
- Tubular knit construction reduces seams and gives a clean, smooth silhouette
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for the main detailed front illustration
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials; EU 2-year warranty and compliance with safety standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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